February 2012
7 posts
Things Tumblr offers that I have NO interest in:
Fan Mail
Radar
Highlighting posts
Tumblr Cloud
Posting to Facebook
Tumblr T-shirts
January 2012
27 posts
“And I’m the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes...”
– Tracy Jordan
Those who are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
As soon as someone tells you they’re not racist, get ready to hear the most racist shit you’ve ever heard in your life.
I pretty much wear the same thing every day. One less thing to worry about.
Anonymous asked: tell us about your childhood
On New Year’s Day, the world is much brighter and more beautiful than it’s been in the longest time… And by “the world is much brighter and more beautiful than it’s been in the longest time…”, I mean I cleaned my glasses and wiped the dust off my MacBook screen.
New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.
December 2011
38 posts
“Everybody shut the fuck up. Home Alone is on.”
– Ma
wash the brain. don’t brainwash.
