Anonymous asked: tell us about your childhood

I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs. I watched a prostitute stab a clown. Our basketball hoop was a ribcage. A ribcage! Some guy with dreads electrocute my fish. I seen a blind guy bite a police horse. A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom. I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it. I seen a hooker eat a tire. A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s. The projects I lived in was named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst Presidents of all time. I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk!

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